More Saturday Funny. The Cop and the Gunny.

The Cop and the Marine Gunny.

A police officer pulls a Marine Gunny over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Marine Gunnery Sgt: I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Marine Gunny: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Marine Gunny: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Marine Gunny: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!
Marine Gunny: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Marine Gunny: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.

Captain: Whose car is this?
Marine Gunny: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Marine Gunny: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Marine Gunny: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it.
The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Marine Gunny: Yeah, and I'll bet the liar said that I was speeding, too.