via Bolted Media....
Valdeci Sobrino Picanto (pictured) is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor who has been arrested for convincing his followers that his penis contains HOLY MILK.People are idiots.
If you’re like me, you are in disbelief and totally disgusted by this, but let me give you more details on this horrible situation…
Picanto told his followers that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk“. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the “Holy Spirit,” reports Vatican Crimes.
One of Picanto’s followers stated, “He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation.“
The good news to this story is that Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is in jail!
According to the Vatican Crimes, Picanto said he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.
What some of the people have put up with, and the reelection of this turd in the oval office, it does not surprise me in the slightest that there were people who believed this dickhead and the "sacred milk" scam. It really just has to hurt to be that frikken dumb but hey, when they interview college students on elections and candidates, it removes all doubt!
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