Australia proves, once again, that its the most fucked up place on the planet via IO9

pic is via IO9  by Pahko Moreno

via IO9

Hendrik Helmer awoke a few nights ago to find that his ear canal had been invaded by a rather large insect. The Australian man first tried to suck it out with a vacuum cleaner, then to flush it out with water. But nothing worked.

He was finally in so much pain that he went to the hospital, where doctors poured oil on the insect, a nearly inch-long cockroach, which pushed itself even deeper into Helmer's ear before it finally died. Once the bug had stopped struggling, a doctor pulled it out with forceps. According to Helmer, speaking on the ABC, the doctor told him she'd never seen that large of an insect inside somebody's ear.
Now everybody in Australia is going to start sleeping with earplugs.

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!

Really?

Seriously?

The spiders can't just bite you and suck out your brains, the crocodiles can't just bite you in half and leave your corpse to the dingos, the great whites from hell can't just take a chunk out of you and then leave you in agony...the snakes just can't poison you and then laugh while watching you die.

No.

Now we have fucking cockroaches that want to get in on the agony.

As if I needed to be convinced.

Australia is the most fucked up place on this planet.