Blue Coral Snake bite. Nope. Nope. Fuck Nope!

via Gizmodo.

Almost immediately after being bitten, the victim enters into an agonizing catatonic state, with its muscles stuck at full flex. The venom causes all nerves in the body to fire simultaneously, triggering full body spasms. Paralyzed and helpless, the animal is eventually put out of its misery by the killer snake.

This thing just doesn't kill you.  He won't even JUST bite off the juicy bits, no this son of a bitch has leave you paralyzed and fully aware of what's going on.  Nope.  Nope.  Fuck Nope!  

Thank God this thing is native to SE Asia.  If this bad boy was in the US then I'd be in the house or walking around with a 12 gauge on my back.

Full story here (they try and soften things up by saying that this critter goes after other poisonous snakes but don't be fooled..you're on the menu). 

Side note.  I hate snakes.