Either stark raving mad or something was going on behind closed doors...Motorboating at promotion ceremony

 via Army Times

A former Louisiana National Guard officer was allowed to retire after a general court-martial convicted him of charges stemming from “motorboating” a subordinate soldier during an informal promotion ceremony while deployed to Jordan in May 2021, Army Times has confirmed.

Capt. Billy Joe Crosby Jr., a logistics officer who was overseas with the 256th Infantry Brigade Combat Team during its recent deployment, was initially charged with abusive sexual contact and conduct unbecoming an officer, according to court records obtained by Army Times. Crosby was the officer-in-charge of an outpost in Jordan.

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A few things...

* Never let a coon-ass get liquored up...bad things always happen when they do (gotta be from La to understand!).

* This dude was either stark raving mad or something was going on behind closed doors.

* Kind of amazed that they would let him get off with such a light punishment in the age we live in.  Obviously the victim concurred with the diminished punishment which leads me to believe something was going on...